1 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:12,200 Hi, I'm Brian Henson. Let me tell you a little bit about how we train to perform 2 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:13,200 the Muppets. 3 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:17,740 It's kind of an interesting process because what we do is we watch a monitor 4 00:00:17,740 --> 00:00:21,500 that shows us what the camera's seeing, and we reach up and we work the puppet 5 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:22,500 with our other hand. 6 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:30,940 And it's a complicated process. The idea is that you're meant 7 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:34,880 to look into the monitor and bring to life that character and be the audience 8 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,460 and the audience's point of view. 9 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,020 We are trying to put on a classy show here. 10 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:44,180 You can't treat me like that. I'll stick my pet barracuda on you. Get her, 11 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:45,240 Kevin. 12 00:00:45,740 --> 00:00:51,040 Of course, it's real difficult because when the character turns to the right, 13 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:54,800 the camera sees it turning to the left, which means you always have to think 14 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,640 backwards. Of course, it's the Muppets, so thinking backwards comes naturally. 15 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:00,360 Here's the Muppet show. 16 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:07,800 Somebody there? 17 00:01:14,780 --> 00:01:16,980 Say, who are you? 18 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,800 I'm a messenger, I am. 19 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:25,640 Tony Randall sent me to say he can't be your guest star. He's come down with a 20 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:26,640 rare disease. 21 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:31,200 Well, stop that. I recognize you. You're Tony Randall. 22 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:36,920 medicine like a man. 23 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:38,620 You're right. 24 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,240 I can take it. 25 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:44,340 I'm going to go up those stairs and do this crummy show. 26 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:57,040 It's the Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Tony Ray. 27 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:22,620 It's time to put on makeup. 28 00:02:22,860 --> 00:02:24,620 It's time to dress up right. 29 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:28,060 It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. 30 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:32,640 Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know. 31 00:02:33,060 --> 00:02:36,740 It's like a kind of torture to have to watch the show. 32 00:02:47,450 --> 00:02:50,750 It's time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational, 33 00:02:51,410 --> 00:02:53,010 celebrational, motivational. 34 00:02:53,670 --> 00:02:55,950 This is what we call. 35 00:03:12,430 --> 00:03:15,570 And it's going to be a great show tonight because our guest star is the 36 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,770 and debonair Mr. Tony Randall. 37 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:23,410 Yes. But first, come with us back to the days of the caveman where every woman 38 00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:28,630 wore furs, every man had a private club, and backyard barbecues were truly 39 00:03:28,630 --> 00:03:29,630 mama's. 40 00:03:30,350 --> 00:03:35,130 Take out the pavers and the rack. 41 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:39,430 Boy, you don't get no spending cash. 42 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:47,860 If you don't scrub that kitchen floor, you ain't gonna rock and roll no more. 43 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:51,960 Don't talk back. And it's cleaning up your room. 44 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,200 Let's see that dust fly with that broom. 45 00:03:57,940 --> 00:04:00,500 Get all that garbage out of sight. 46 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:04,840 Boy, you don't go out Friday night. 47 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,920 Don't talk back. You just put on. 48 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,080 Don't talk bad. 49 00:05:11,850 --> 00:05:14,010 I didn't know they had rock music in those days. 50 00:05:14,290 --> 00:05:16,650 Sure, why do you think they call it the Stone Age? 51 00:05:16,930 --> 00:05:21,350 Come in. 52 00:05:22,570 --> 00:05:23,570 Excuse me, Anthony. 53 00:05:23,950 --> 00:05:24,950 I'm too busy. 54 00:05:25,050 --> 00:05:27,470 Oh, never too busy for the lovely Miss Piggy. 55 00:05:27,850 --> 00:05:31,630 I was just reading this fascinating old book of magic spells. They've got some 56 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:32,930 marvelous things in here. 57 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:35,870 Here's one on how to make it rain. 58 00:05:38,090 --> 00:05:40,430 One on how to make dogs stop barking. 59 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:43,470 Listen to this one. 60 00:05:45,010 --> 00:05:46,650 Zark, zark, jumbo. 61 00:05:47,370 --> 00:05:49,250 Clong, clong, jumbo. 62 00:05:50,410 --> 00:05:53,090 You know what that's supposed to do? Turn people into stone. 63 00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:57,030 It doesn't do it to you, huh? Turning people into stone. 64 00:05:57,970 --> 00:06:01,090 Here's one that turns people into frogs. What would you think of that? A world 65 00:06:01,090 --> 00:06:02,090 full of Kermits. 66 00:06:02,410 --> 00:06:03,470 Move out of your mind. 67 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:11,250 I get it. 68 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:12,350 Turned to stone, huh? 69 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,110 Tickle, tickle, tickle. 70 00:06:27,890 --> 00:06:33,690 Can I come in? 71 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:36,670 Just a minute, Kermit. 72 00:06:36,910 --> 00:06:37,910 Just a second. 73 00:06:38,410 --> 00:06:39,410 Just let me... 74 00:06:39,770 --> 00:06:40,770 Be right with you. 75 00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:44,810 Come in. 76 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:49,190 Miss Piggy's on next. She's not in here, is she? 77 00:06:49,570 --> 00:06:50,730 I don't see her. 78 00:06:51,150 --> 00:06:53,930 Why don't you put somebody else on next? 79 00:06:54,590 --> 00:06:57,950 Put somebody else on? Yeah. I don't think Miss Piggy would stand still for 80 00:06:58,510 --> 00:06:59,710 Oh, I think she might. 81 00:07:01,110 --> 00:07:03,330 Okay, I'll just postpone Pigs in Space until later on. 82 00:07:09,130 --> 00:07:10,670 Just wait. Just wait. We'll find something. 83 00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:11,890 Just a minute. 84 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:15,160 Kermit, I couldn't find Piggy. I looked everywhere. 85 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:17,880 That's funny. I was sure she'd be in her dressing room. 86 00:08:18,340 --> 00:08:19,440 Except her dressing room. 87 00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:23,560 Hey, Kermit, what do you want me to do with these guys? 88 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:24,880 Take them outside. 89 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:25,839 Then what? 90 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:26,840 Lock the door. 91 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:27,960 Come on. 92 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:33,059 Shh, shh, shh. 93 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:34,520 You're going to be all right. 94 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,500 I'm going to sneak you out of the theater and put you in the trunk of my 95 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:40,919 It's got to be the trunk. 96 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:43,130 If I put you in the front, you'll scratch the upholstery. 97 00:08:44,530 --> 00:08:46,750 Now, we're going to take you to a doctor. 98 00:08:47,410 --> 00:08:49,350 Or maybe a stonemason. 99 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:54,870 We don't want Kermit to know. 100 00:08:55,310 --> 00:08:56,310 Know what? 101 00:08:56,690 --> 00:08:57,690 Hi, 102 00:08:58,090 --> 00:08:59,090 Kermit. Hi. 103 00:08:59,630 --> 00:09:02,490 Kermit, something terrible has happened. 104 00:09:02,970 --> 00:09:05,350 Do you know what this is? 105 00:09:06,590 --> 00:09:08,270 A statue of Picky? 106 00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:10,130 Yes. 107 00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:11,990 It's a statue of Piggy. 108 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:17,450 Oh, what's terrible about that? It's very lifelike. I can just feel those 109 00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:18,450 jowls. 110 00:09:18,950 --> 00:09:20,190 Kermit. Hmm? 111 00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:22,710 It's not a statue. 112 00:09:23,970 --> 00:09:25,270 This is Miss Piggy. 113 00:09:26,390 --> 00:09:27,390 What? 114 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:29,230 Piggy, is that you? 115 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:33,130 She was turned to stone by a magic spell. 116 00:09:34,230 --> 00:09:37,150 But she's a star. She's a friend. This is terrible. 117 00:09:37,490 --> 00:09:38,490 I feel... 118 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:42,480 awful. I know how important Miss Piggy is to you and the show. I'd do anything 119 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,480 to help. Anything. 120 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,340 Oh, well, just go get ready for your number. 121 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:51,540 Oh, thank you, Kermit. Did she break anything? 122 00:09:52,580 --> 00:09:54,340 Yeah, a couple of floorboards. 123 00:09:57,660 --> 00:09:59,200 Here's a Muppet newsflash. 124 00:10:00,910 --> 00:10:05,430 Orchestra leader Zubin Beckmesser was nearly electrocuted at the Metropolitan 125 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:10,690 Opera today when he absentmindedly inserted his baton into an electrical 126 00:10:13,190 --> 00:10:17,770 Mr. Beckmesser, I understand, according to doctors, you would have died 127 00:10:17,770 --> 00:10:20,830 instantly had you not been such a poor conductor. 128 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,160 Nothing is broken. 129 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:35,120 Boy, 130 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,700 you sure are heavy. You must weigh at least a ton. 131 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:40,540 Well, that's good. That means she's lost weight. 132 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,580 Boy, you shouldn't laugh at Piggy. I mean, she must be terrified. 133 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,700 Terrified? She's petrified. 134 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:56,620 Hey, great news, Miss Piggy. You'll be back to normal in no time. I just got 135 00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:59,420 this new book called Sandblasting Without Pain. 136 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:07,400 Did you know that Miss Piggy is very worried about Kermit? Worried about 137 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:10,020 Why? Well, she's afraid he'll take her for granted. 138 00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:11,260 Oh, 139 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,380 okay, guys, enough with these cheap shots. 140 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:17,140 Oh, come on, I got another page to go yet. 141 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,880 Boy, how can you be so cruel to a fellow performer? 142 00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:23,740 Someone you've known and worked with for years. Now just take a look at her. 143 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,480 She's suffered enough. Have pity upon her. 144 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:30,100 Oh, you're right. 145 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,860 But what do I do with these jokes? 146 00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:33,490 Burn them. 147 00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:37,250 You heard what the frog said. 148 00:11:42,950 --> 00:11:46,850 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, our guest star, Mr. Tony Randall, will now take us 149 00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:50,170 back to the days of the old -time dance band and their raccoon coats. 150 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:53,970 Yeah, well, when he's through, he better give the coat back to us raccoons. 151 00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:56,650 Okay, okay, get off the stage, off the stage. 152 00:11:57,370 --> 00:11:59,210 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Tony Randall. 153 00:12:15,490 --> 00:12:21,490 One night when the moon was so mellow, Rosita met young 154 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:28,370 Manuelo. He held her like this, this lovely mint, then stole 155 00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:30,270 a kiss, this fellow. 156 00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:36,310 He said he was glad he'd met her, and soon he... 157 00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:45,430 But she said, no, no, I can't go until I know you better. 158 00:12:46,210 --> 00:12:50,570 Tippy, tippy, tin, tippy, tin, tippy, tippy, ton, tippy, ton. He kept on a 159 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,510 stealing and he had a feeling she was satisfied. 160 00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:58,130 Tippy, tippy, tin, tippy, tin, tippy, tippy, ton, tippy, ton. She was saying 161 00:12:58,230 --> 00:12:59,950 sir, but he held her closer. That's how we comply. 162 00:13:16,090 --> 00:13:20,370 Tippy, tippy, tin, tippy, tin, tippy, tippy, ton, tippy, ton. He kept on us 163 00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:22,290 stealing and he had a feeling she was satisfied. 164 00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:27,610 Tippy, tippy, tin, tippy, tin, tippy, tippy, ton, tippy, ton. She was staying 165 00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:29,990 closer, so he held her closer, that's how he complied. 166 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:34,050 Tippy, tippy, tin, tippy, tin, tippy, tippy, ton, tippy, ton. 167 00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:36,970 He kept on us stealing and he had a feeling she was satisfied. 168 00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:42,210 Tippy, tippy, tin, tippy, tin, tippy, tippy, ton, tippy, ton. She was staying 169 00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:44,390 closer, so he held her closer, that's how he complied. 170 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,500 I'll reply. 171 00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:01,120 Down at Barney's Fair, one evening I was there. 172 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:05,000 Oh, and I heard a showman shouting underneath the flare. 173 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:08,480 Oh, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. 174 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,780 There they are all standing in a row. 175 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:13,419 Three, four. 176 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,700 Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head. 177 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:20,660 Give them a twist, a flick of the wrist. That's what the showman said. 178 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,120 Oi, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. 179 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:28,480 Every ball you throw will make me rich. Me too, love. 180 00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:34,640 And there stands me wife, the idol of me life, singing. Roll a bowl, a bowl, a 181 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,640 penny, a pig. 182 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,380 Singing. Roll a bowl, a bowl, a penny, a pig. 183 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,740 Singing. Roll a bowl. 184 00:14:53,450 --> 00:14:55,750 We are a lovely bunch of coconuts. 185 00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:59,110 Here we are standing in a row. 186 00:14:59,350 --> 00:15:04,050 Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head. 187 00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:06,530 Give much with obligatory risk. 188 00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:08,090 Oh, 189 00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:11,390 we are a lovely bunch of coconuts. 190 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:14,830 Every ball you throw will make us rich. 191 00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:20,450 And there stands me wife. She's the oil to love me like singing. 192 00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:23,060 a penny of tea. 193 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,760 Roll a bowl, a bowl, a penny of peach. 194 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:29,240 Roll a bowl. 195 00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:55,570 Arbaltof. 196 00:15:55,970 --> 00:15:56,970 Fazgoth. 197 00:15:57,470 --> 00:15:58,470 Well. 198 00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:01,470 Rel. Gog. 199 00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:03,110 Ramwraith. La. 200 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,650 Still nothing, Tony. 201 00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:10,050 I've read practically everything in the book. Something's got to turn her back. 202 00:16:10,330 --> 00:16:11,330 Keep reading. 203 00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:13,510 Ynit. 204 00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:15,010 Ladnar. 205 00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:18,350 Roslendire. 206 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,810 Rizal. Ivad. Gib. 207 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:29,400 New dressier Slea odd divot as none 208 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,300 So 209 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:38,040 far nothing's happened 210 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:44,580 Something I say 211 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,240 She comes on like a rose. 212 00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,420 But everybody knows. 213 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,040 She gets it in Dutch. 214 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,339 You can look, but you better not touch. 215 00:17:06,619 --> 00:17:08,619 Poison Ivy. 216 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,300 Poison Ivy. 217 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,819 Poison Ivy. 218 00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:26,869 rash song. 219 00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:29,530 Well, what do you expect? He started from scratch. 220 00:17:32,130 --> 00:17:36,050 And now, Pigs in Space! 221 00:17:40,570 --> 00:17:45,030 As we join our heroes, it's been a quiet day aboard the Swine Trek. 222 00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:50,330 Well, it's been a quiet day aboard the Swine Trek. 223 00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:56,290 I can't remember a more relaxed peaceful time. 224 00:17:56,990 --> 00:17:57,990 Oh. 225 00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:02,610 It's the kind of day that just makes you feel good to be a pig. 226 00:18:05,970 --> 00:18:09,090 I suppose it's because first my piggies turned to stone. 227 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,090 They couldn't hide. 228 00:18:13,330 --> 00:18:15,410 I wonder how it happened. 229 00:18:16,070 --> 00:18:20,470 Well, in olden times, they had magic spells for that kind of stuff. 230 00:18:20,770 --> 00:18:25,360 But nowadays, well, she was probably playing with the petrified Catratron. 231 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:26,840 The who? 232 00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:29,980 Well, it's one of the Swine Trek's defense systems. 233 00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:33,760 It can turn people into stone and then turn them back again. 234 00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:36,380 Oh, I had forgotten. 235 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:42,580 Look here. You set the little tile here and then you throw this lever. 236 00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:44,020 This lever here? Yeah. 237 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,439 I'm responsible for this! 238 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:56,440 Him and the frog! 239 00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:24,340 for what this fine track. 240 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:29,640 It's the kind of day that just makes you feel good to be a pig. 241 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:35,940 Tune in next time when we ask the question, why did you tune in this time 242 00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,620 Pigs in Space? 243 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:48,760 Oh, without Miss Piggy, we had to carry that whole sketch ourselves. 244 00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:51,940 I'd be grateful if we didn't have to carry Miss Piggy. 245 00:19:56,910 --> 00:19:57,869 during the stage. 246 00:19:57,870 --> 00:19:59,650 I'm going to put this in the prop closet. 247 00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,910 That's Miss Piggy. Now treat her well. 248 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:05,250 She's a star and a lady. And a rock. 249 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:08,110 It doesn't matter. Just put her down right there. 250 00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:10,670 Do we have any statues? 251 00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:13,470 That's a funny thing to ask tonight. 252 00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:17,330 You see, Tony Randall's doing this poetry reading and he needs a statue. 253 00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:20,930 We don't have any unless you want to count, uh, you know who. 254 00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:25,310 Scooter, I cannot do that to Piggy. It's a terrible thing to suggest. 255 00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:29,120 This is not a statue. This is a warm and sensitive lady. 256 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,540 And a friend. 257 00:20:32,860 --> 00:20:34,940 Okay, we'll just cancel the final number. 258 00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:37,300 Scooter! Yeah, boss? 259 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,660 Get this statue on stage. 260 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,620 Come on, Piggy. 261 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:48,280 If you have tears, prepare to shed them, as 262 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,400 our very special guest brings us a literary recitation. 263 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,360 Ladies and gentlemen, Tony Randall! 264 00:21:02,890 --> 00:21:04,490 Of the little yellow god. 265 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,550 There's a one 266 00:21:06,550 --> 00:21:14,110 -eyed 267 00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:17,750 yellow idol to the north of Kathmandu. 268 00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:21,630 There's a little marble cross below the town. 269 00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:24,570 There's a broken -hearted woman. 270 00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:28,110 Tends the grave of mad Karun. 271 00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:30,430 And the yellow god. 272 00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:33,020 Forever gazes down. 273 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:38,580 He was known as Mad Caroon. Mr. Randall. Mr. Randall? What? 274 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,820 Well, it's about the spell. 275 00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:44,220 Can't you see that I'm communing with my muse? 276 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,260 Oh, sorry. I didn't know you were on the phone. 277 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:52,040 I found a spell that'll turn a statue into a pig, though. 278 00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:54,820 But I like her as a statue. Well, 279 00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:58,280 just in case, the word is pigskin. 280 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,760 Pigskin. 281 00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:05,880 Who are you calling pigskin? 282 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,040 Fish face? 283 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,680 Hello. Uh -huh. 284 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,300 Glad to see you back. 285 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:21,840 I, um, I was just, um, ordering a football. Scooter, get me that pigskin, 286 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,840 you? Oh, check. 287 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:26,160 Sure. It's, uh, something I need in my recitation. 288 00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:30,670 Uh -huh, uh -huh. There's a football in the... Green eye of the little yellow 289 00:22:30,670 --> 00:22:31,670 god? 290 00:22:32,910 --> 00:22:34,750 It's poetic license. 291 00:22:35,190 --> 00:22:38,050 Uh -huh. You just had your poetic license revoked. 292 00:22:38,510 --> 00:22:39,510 See? 293 00:22:42,430 --> 00:22:44,850 So, we're all set now, huh? You understand? 294 00:22:45,090 --> 00:22:46,090 Good. 295 00:22:46,350 --> 00:22:48,530 I'm watching you closely, Randall. 296 00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:50,930 Good. Why don't you run out for a long one, huh? 297 00:22:51,290 --> 00:22:52,290 Here we go. 298 00:22:55,130 --> 00:22:56,770 Now we will resume, if we may. 299 00:22:57,270 --> 00:22:58,270 Professor? 300 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:03,890 He was known as Mad Carew. 301 00:23:07,950 --> 00:23:14,030 By the chaps at Katmandu, he was wilder than they felt inclined to tell. 302 00:23:15,530 --> 00:23:21,890 But for all his foolish pranks, he was 303 00:23:21,890 --> 00:23:23,350 worshipped in the ranks. 304 00:23:23,710 --> 00:23:25,710 And the colonel's daughter. 305 00:23:29,770 --> 00:23:31,290 We're chasing each other wrong. 306 00:23:33,410 --> 00:23:35,970 What do you say? 307 00:23:36,810 --> 00:23:38,410 We're trying to do a show here. 308 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,070 How about a little cooperation? 309 00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:43,350 Check. All right, hit it, boys. 310 00:24:02,570 --> 00:24:05,210 and fight on for her faith. 311 00:24:05,730 --> 00:24:11,970 Fight! Fellows, fight as we will win this game. 312 00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:18,290 An ugly knight lay buried in the heart of Mad Carew. 313 00:24:18,710 --> 00:24:25,490 Was the vengeance of the little yellow 314 00:24:25,490 --> 00:24:26,990 pig. 315 00:24:28,130 --> 00:24:29,390 I thank you. 316 00:24:46,030 --> 00:24:49,890 We've just about come down to the end of another one. But before we go, let us 317 00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:53,310 say thank you to a wonderful guest star, ladies and gentlemen, Tony Randolph. 318 00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:59,090 Thank you very, very much, Kermit. 319 00:24:59,370 --> 00:25:00,810 Real thrill being here with you. 320 00:25:01,050 --> 00:25:02,390 You're a hero of mine. 321 00:25:02,610 --> 00:25:03,610 Wow. Yeah. 322 00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:07,470 I just wanted to apologize for accidentally turning Miss Piggy into a 323 00:25:07,470 --> 00:25:11,450 that. I didn't mean to. Oh, well, listen, don't mention it. We all make 324 00:25:11,450 --> 00:25:13,670 mistakes. Instantly, how did it happen? 325 00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:18,180 I don't know. All I said was zark, zark, chumbo, klong, klong, chumbo, and the 326 00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:24,700 next thing I... What happened? 327 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:31,320 I don't know. All I said was... That's all for tonight. We'll see you next time 328 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,259 on The Muppet Show. 329 00:25:32,260 --> 00:25:33,260 I'm so sorry. 330 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:37,720 Tune in next time. Find out. Will an ugly girl kiss Kermit and turn him back? 331 00:25:43,270 --> 00:25:45,810 I can't remember your name. 332 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:20,240 I once knew a whole chorus line that was turned to stone. What chorus line was 333 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,400 that? The Rockettes.